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It took the Yearbook Club three days to decide which headline to place on Scotty and Annabelle’s (and little pre-born Trace!) picture.

It came down to these three:

1) Most Likely to Trade Firstborn for carton of Kools
2) Most Stylish Couple ( from Mr. Govkowski, the Yearbook Supervisor – lame!)
3) Cutest Brother & Sister

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Joking about bowling-for-delegates fell as flat as every other joke Hillary “Stop Asking Me About Bill” Clinton has ever made, but the resourceful, intelligent and ultimately, destined-to-lose Democratic candidate for the office of President of the United States of America showed the same sort of bold and yet somehow-demeaning-to-all-involved spirit she has throughout her horse race of a campaign with Senator Barack “How You Like Me Now?” Obama.

Yep, she pulled off an up-skirt. Kudos for the courage, Ma’am, to speak to the youth in a language they understand. It’s worked throughout Hollywood to help usher many a woman of integrity and talent from stardom into super-stardom so Clinton gave it a shot. And now, the chips are falling wherever they so chose.

The Clinton Party hopes the super-delegates all have a new wallpaper on their screen today! All the way to White House… commando!

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Sarah Larson, George Clooney’s latest girlfriend and his Oscar date this year, seems to be an, ahem, fun girl. We’ve all had some pretty exploitative and/or wacky pictures taken of us – and if you haven’t, you’re either A) not having enough fun, B) too self-conscious or C) don’t have any friends with digital cameras which probably means you don’t have any friends.

However, let us take this, once and for all, as the death knell for all those “George is really such a gentleman” rumors.

That said, all invitations to his Italian villa or perhaps just to play half-court ball with the former star of Baby Talk can be directed here. Love you, George!

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Too young to grow a beard, but you’re looking for an appropriately manly way to keep your lower head area warm? Stray not into the scarf’d regions of the male hipster.

Try on this sizzling piece of PETA-defeating neck meat for size. Yum.