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On April 5th, 2008, in a ShoXC event filled with controversy, Shayna “Queen of Spades” Baszler submitted Japanese former pro-wrestler Keiko “Tama Chan” Tamai in the first round of their MMA match-up. Despite Tamai’s raided-from-the-closet-of-Rainbow-Brite/Sanrio-Core outfit and a nickname borrowed from either, a) a beloved bearded seal of Tokyo or this little yummy fellow, she got smacked around, suplex’d and then tapped out on a side neck crank just past two minutes into the first round.

To the delight of the crowd, each crushing blow to the side of Tama Chan’s head sent sparkles across her vision and rainbows out of her nostrils and ears.

P.S. - Shayna, come do a show with Ripe TV. We’ll let you beat up every animated childhood icon we can rustle out of rehab.

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Sarah Larson, George Clooney’s latest girlfriend and his Oscar date this year, seems to be an, ahem, fun girl. We’ve all had some pretty exploitative and/or wacky pictures taken of us – and if you haven’t, you’re either A) not having enough fun, B) too self-conscious or C) don’t have any friends with digital cameras which probably means you don’t have any friends.

However, let us take this, once and for all, as the death knell for all those “George is really such a gentleman” rumors.

That said, all invitations to his Italian villa or perhaps just to play half-court ball with the former star of Baby Talk can be directed here. Love you, George!

Maybe you've got 4 or 5 pointless meetings today, but hey, at least Unreal Tournament won't be giving you a seizure.

It’s Monday, but hey, it could be worse. Just check out Kevin Borseth and his complete and utter meltdown following his loss to Wisconsin. Makes you feel better when you’re worst problem is the lack of non-dairy creamer in the break room.