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Now, I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger… but she ain’t messin’ with no broke, broke (sorry, radio edit)

03.31.2008

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Kristy Hinze, Australian model, former SI covergirl and host of the Aussie version of Project Runway, recently came clean about her two-year relationship with 63 year-old Texas billionaire Jim Clark. Hinze is 27. She said lots of stuff about him being handsome, funny and intelligent.

We traveled back in time to 1980 and asked then-36-year-old Jim Clark if he wanted to fly to Sydney and visit his future girlfriend in the maternity ward. Clark responded with a threat to “Kick our hippie ass back to Austin.” 

So we came back to now and wrote this. Cause we’re tough like that.
Tags: Entrenching Stereotypes, Funny, Girls, In the Name of Justice, Jailbait
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  • TexasBlackPrince Says:
    07.17.2008 08:52AM
    YEAH I LIKES DAT ONE!