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Heather Mills is Paul McCartney’s ex wife and she just won 24.3 million pounds from him in the divorce. Now, we pretty much hate everything about the Beatles – they were simply the first boy band – and, realizing this is a controversial musical position, we’ve upheld it. That being said, somebody needs to set this woman on fire and wreak some vengeance by hanging her from a bridge for the following reason:

Raging Heather Mills tipped a glass of water over the head of Sir Paul McCartney's lawyer yesterday after winning a £24.3million divorce deal.

Heather, 40, who had demanded £125million, said the lawyer had been "baptised in court" for making "unpleasant comments".

Supposing for a minute that you HADN’T just won a sum of money that would allow you to live out the remainder of your life comfortably – maybe it’s a bad idea to pour water on somebody’s head in a courtroom. We’re not lawyers (technically, we're in the Philippines. Long story.), but that seems like a poor legal strategy.

(Editor's Note: The views expressed in this post do not reflect that of Ripe, its subsidiaries or 99.9% of its employees. How can you not like the Beatles?)