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Luxury nudity.

03.11.2008

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Kate Moss and Gisele Bundchen are naked and up for sale. The famed Christy’s auction house is selling a collection of photographs from the creepily-named Gert Elfering’s private collection.

The entire lot of them is expected to go for somewhere between 2 and 3 million dollars. Or you can go to the local truck stop strip club and see slightly less taut versions for five bucks and a two drink minimum. We know the bartender, so we’ll have him put the auction on the tube for irony’s sake. See you there.

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