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This is a “tractor-trailer limousine” and is so big that you get to call it a “she” – a designation usually reserved for famous rock stars’ guitars and ocean liners. We emailed and asked what the hourly rate for 20 people is because they seem to be instituting an “if you have to ask you can’t afford it policy.” They responded with this:

Rates for The Midnight Rider start at $675.00 per hour with a five hour minimum, plus transportation surcharge & gratuity. Discounts are given for weekday events, Monday through Thursday, also for groups under 30 passengers. All prices include complementary adult beverages and hors d'oeuvres from the Jake Brake Bar served by our bartender and hostess. Customize your event, from music, movies, entertainment, destination, accommodations, etc.

They go on to discuss their most popular trips as ending up at fancy restaurants or wineries. One wonders if this will be the first time they go to Vegas stopping at every truck stop strip club and Wendy's en route.