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Radar Magazine is reporting that Lindsey Lohan’s latest nude pictorial may have been only slightly more planned than her previous nude pictorials.

The plan to publish nudes—a monumental move in her career—was never made clear, Lohan's rep says. Photographer Bert Stern…suggested a much less revealing homage for the mag. A rumor from the very closed set suggests Stern dangled the possibility that the nudes would be displayed only in a museum or as part of his book and that the tamer shots would go to New York.

Don’t think we haven’t been there before. Your girlfriend says to you, “Don’t worry [various Ripe employees]. These are just for me. Don’t you love me? Don’t you trust me?”

Well not anymore! That particular constellation of freckles is not considered “cute” by most no matter how much you think it looks like your grandfather.