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Jenna Jameson ruins a perfectly good cake.
01.28.2008
It was Tito Ortiz’s birthday over the weekend, and he spent it at the Cathouse in Vegas. Jenna Jameson, his creepy, creepy girlfriend, jumped out of a cake to surprise him and terrify everybody else.
If Jenna Jameson was selling that cake from the restaurant of her lingerie-clad body, the health code rating would be a solid K. That is not technically a rating at this point, but inspectors would smell the dockyard stench of her nether regions and invent it solely to protect the public.
A thought: Perhaps Tito Ortiz’s ability to “eat her cake,” as it were, is where he gains his superhuman strength?
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