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Jack Bauer’s alarm clock
01.23.2008
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There’s only 24 hours in a day and if you must insist on sleeping for even a fraction of one of them, may we suggest you employ the Danger Bomb alarm clock.
Every night, when you set your alarm, Danger Bomb randomly selects one of the three wires that you have to “cut” in the morning to stop your room from exploding. Breakfast, it seems, is the most perilous meal of the day.
Sleep soundly, friends, knowing that a block of high explosives is ticking next to your skull throughout the night.
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