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Britney Spears is being ordered by Gotham City lawman, Commissioner Gordon, to undergo a psych evaluation. This is because Commissioner Gordon has eyes, and has laid them upon Britney Spears.

We're told the Commish has issued multiple orders -- known as a 730 evaluation. Now, as we just reported, Brit's family and professionals have devised a plan to get her mental health help in a "creative way." But given his previous orders, the Commish may not be receptive, and almost certainly K-Fed's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, will object.

When you’ve dealt with the Penguin, Catwoman, Poison Ivy, Mr. Freeze and a whole host of other psychotic super villains, it’s safe to say you knows your crazy like the label on a bottle of psychotropic drugs. Which is to say, “very well.” Britney better listen up, or face the wrath of The Bat.