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We’ve field tested previous USB missile launchers before, and while they’re fairly entertaining, they lack an element of stealthy doom that we so love in office warfare.

Inevitably, you have to lure your target near your desk under some ridiculous pretense, and then get them to not notice when you bring your targeting system up onscreen.

Target: What did you want me over here for?
You: Oh I was just wondering if you would take a look at the other side of my desk for about 6 seconds.
Target: What’s that buzzing sound?

Now, though, with the wireless USB launcher, you can strategically place your missiles and then deploy them for your desk (command center) on the unwitting target. Welcome to the next generation of tomfoolery.