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Hulk figuratively smashes wife with a folding chair.

11.30.2007

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The Hulk is now mired in litigation. Curse you Linda, you put the mania in Hulkamania. His beyotch ex-wife is now trying to pin him down asking for more alimony than she deserves. Hulk has decided to bounce her off the ropes and break her jaw with his veiny, bronzed fore arm. Legally speaking.

"Whatcha gunna do when Hulkamania and my 24" pythons run wild on you?!?!?!!?"

Linda doesn’t stand a chance against the goldenrod and blood orange fury in the rippling, vengeance-missile that is Hulk Hogan. He’s brushed better looking pieces of meat than her out of his perfectly groomed moustache.

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